Shortest Interview

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The Shortest Interview

OFFICER-----WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE----M P. SIR
OFFICER--------TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE------MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER--------YOUR FATHER“S NAME?
CANDIDATE------M P. SIR
OFFICER--------WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE------MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER--------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE------M P. SIR
OFFICER-------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?
CANDIDATE------MATRIC PASS
OFFICER--------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?
CANDIDATE------M P. SIR
OFFICER--------AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE------MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER--------THIS DISCUSSION NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE------M P. SIR
OFFICER--------WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE------MY PERFORMANCE.?

OFFICER--------M P!
CANDIDATE------WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER-------- YOU R MENTALLY PUNCTURED 

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